*SOLD* Xbox 360 Consoles: 20GB and 60GB Console ($110 or 140, respectively)

Xbox or Playstation?  That is a question that so many people have asked and most have answered; however, being how you arrived here, I will assume that person is not you.  So let me answer it for you by asking you this: Do you want a Playstation "Three," or would you rather have an Xbox "Three Hundred Sixty?"  There are exactly Three Hundred Fifty-Eight reasons for you to choose the latter as opposed to the former.  You're going to get an Xbox 360.

Now that we've got that out of the way, and the sale has been made less a transaction, let's figure out what you want.  Please answer the following questions:

Q:  Are hardware capabilities more important to you than price?

A:  Yes/No

Q:  Are you interested in downloading loads of games and game demos from Xbox Live?

A:  Yes / No

Q:  Would you rather install your games to your hard drive than play them off of your disc drive?

A:  Yes/No

Q:  Are you planning on downloading movies, TV shows, and other content to view at your leisure?

A:  Yes/No

Thank you for taking my quiz.  If you answered "Yes" to  more than 2 of the above-mentioned questions, you appear to be a prime candidate for the 60GB Hard Drive Xbox 360 Gaming and Media console!  If you answered "No" to more than 2 of the  above-mentioned questions, the 20GB console is right for you.  To the few of you who gave an equal number of "Yes" and "No" answers, you have just wasted your time taking this survey.  You should have already made a decision by now.  Shame on you.

Here's what you get:

60GB Xbox 360:  

1 White Xbox 360 Console with a 60GB Hard Drive (See Picture Below) in near-pristine condition

1 White Xbox 360 Wireless Controller

1 Xbox 360 Composite and Component cable (for High Definition and Standard Definition Television Sets)

1 Feeling of immense satisfaction knowing you are mere minutes away from playing your favorite Xbox and Xbox 360 titles (with the exception of Tron 2.0, because that one doesn't seem to be compatible for me for some reason).  

20GB Xbox 360:

1 White Xbox 360 Console with a 20GB Hard Drive (See Picture Below) in near-pristine condition

1 White Xbox 360 Wireless Controller

1 Xbox 360 Composite and Component cable (for High Definition and Standard Definition Television Sets)

Original box and packaging

1 Feeling of immense satisfaction knowing you are mere minutes away from playing your favorite Xbox and Xbox 360 titles (with the exception of Tron 2.0, because that one doesn't seem to be compatible for me for some reason).  

*SOLD* Flat Screen Daewoo TV - $40 OBO

The wait is over!  Daewoo, the car brand of the Koreas (The North excluded), has entered your living room! We've got for you a 27", flat screen (not flat panel, LCD, DLP, Plasma, or anything of the sort, so don't ask!) TV in near-perfect condition for sale at our home.  The colors are brilliant, the remote control works perfectly, and the viewing angel is amazing from everywhere not behind the set.  This has been a great member of our family these past few years.  It's potty-trained, can perform simple tricks (mostly sit), and has almost never bitten anybody.  It'll be sad to see it go, but hey!  Everything's got a price, right?  This sure does.


The Pictures:

The Boring Details:

Product MPN
MPN:	DTQ-27U4SC
Key Features
Screen Type:	Flat Screen
Diagonal Screen Size:	27 inch
Built-in Tuner:	NTSC
Remote Control
Remote Control:	Standard
Audio Features
Audio Type:	Stereo
SAP / MTS Stereo:	SAP / MTS Stereo
Technical Features
Picture in Picture:	Without PIP
Parental Control:	V-Chip
Sleep Timer:	With Sleep Timer
Connectors
Rear Input Connectors:	S-Video x 1 · Component x 1 · Composite x 2 · Audio (RCA) x 3 · RF x 1
Rear Output Connectors:	Composite x 1 · Audio (RCA) x 1
Front Input Connectors:	Composite x 1 · Audio (RCA) x 1
Headphone Jack:	With Headphone Jack
Screen Text
Channel Labels:	With Channel Labels
Closed Caption on Mute:	With Closed Caption On Mute
OSD Languages:	English · French · Spanish
Speakers
Number of Speakers:	2 Speakers
Speaker Power:	2 x 5 Watt
Dimensions
Width:	26.3 in.
Depth:	19.8 in.
Height:	24.1 in.
Weight:	97 lb.
Miscellaneous
UPC:	084157301166
Product ID:	23523491
More Information
Details:	Daewoos DTQ27U4SC 27-inch flat-screen television gives you a high-quality picture and appealing stereo sound at an affordable price. The DTQ27U4SCs flat screen reduces glare and reflection and increases the viewing angles in your TV room, so you can watch TV from wherever you want. The DTQ27U4SC utilizes a digital comb filter, which improves picture clarity and sharpens the color reproduction, and offers clean, crisp images from both traditional TV broadcasts and digital video sources like DVD players.

*SOLD* Desk - $10.00 OBO

Think about it...

Now that you're done thinking about it, let me tell you what you should have thought about:

This thing is perfect for a laptop, desktop, books, fly-tying gear, or just random nonsense in your garage.  It has two side drawers and a lap drawer.  It's made out of some wood-like material.  It's brown.  It can use a good cleaning.  It's perfect for your home, office, or shop.  You suddenly don't know why you haven't already purchased it. 

 

You can also eat dinner on it.

Blue Lava Lamp - $5.00

Okay, so there isn't an issue with your eyes.  I indeed got this thing as a Blue lava lamp; however, as you can see from the pictures, it's not looking too blue these days.  Though I followed instructions and never left it on for too long, for whatever reason it's looking more and more like an orange lava lamp.  I suppose it's fitting, though.  Lava, after all, never comes in blue.  Consider it a personal favor that I've spent these past 14 years getting the thing orange like it is.  Who'd want a blue lava lamp anyway?

It's in perfect condition.  You'll never want/need another lava lamp.

Ceramic Tools Set - $5.00 OBO

I have a bunch of ceramic tools for sale.  I got them for a class one semester.  From upper-left to Right and in a clockwise motion we have the following tools:  Off-Rounded Scraper, Fine-Tipped Stabber, Dual Mini Scraper Jr., Creepy Dude Back Alley Strangler, Curved Triangle of Wood, Tongue Depressor Spear, Metal Kidney, Sharp Curved Triangle of Wood, Dual Mini Scraper Sr., Pointy Off-Rounded Scraper, and some sort of round, squishy device.  These terms are all technical, mind you.  You won't have to bother yourself with them.  Suffice it to say the set is complete.  I have made many a bowl, cup, and vase with this very set.  It's in perfect condition with the exception of the old clay I'm too lazy to wash off.  You'll have to do that yourself.

*SOLD* Inflatable Giant Easel - $5.00

The pump came busted.  The chalk has been used.  I don't know how much paint is left.  But that aside, this thing is sweet.  It stands a nose-bleeding 5 feet tall, boasts a water reservoir to keep it grounded in this East Idaho wind, and will likely turn your smile into a rainbow just like the one on the picture.  Additionally, I believe this is the exact replica of the one Pablo Picasso used when he was training to paint all sorts of random nonsense when he was but a wee lad.  Imagine what it could do for your kids... or YOU!

 

Dream on it tonight.  You'll make the right decision.

*SOLD* .22 Caliber Target - $10.00

Brand new, opened .22 auto-resetting target.  Well, it's brand new with the exception of the thousands of pieces of led I've flung at it with my rifle.  I'm actually embarrassed to show off the picture, as it turns out.  You'll notice the Bull's Eye is only missing on one of the three targets, and I'm certain that was the time my wife was shooting.  I think it's time to let someone else have a crack at it.

 

I advertise this thing as a .22 Caliber target; however, it would be a lot of fun to hit with something bigger, even if it would mean you had to throw it away afterward.   I almost did it myself, but remembered I can't hit the dang thing.  I decided to sell it instead.

*SOLD* Xbox 360 Rock Band Drum Kit, Microphone, 2 Guitars, and 3 Games - $90 OBO

So your band didn't quite pan out.  Your drum set is broken, your lead singer has irreversible damage to his vocal chords, and the classic Fender Stratocaster guitar is, well, in two pieces following a burst of adrenaline at the conclusion of your last neighborhood garage "concert" you put on.  Bummer deal.

Those days are gone forever.  I'm sorry to be the barer of such bad news; however, I think I can help.  No, I can't sing lead for you.  But I can help fill your void.

Introducing:  Rockband for the Xbox 360!

It comes with a drum set, two guitars (one doubles as a bass guitar), one microphone, two Rockband brand drumsticks, and three games.

Check out some pictures:

Traditional Guitar Hero Guitar with your Fender Stratocaster Rockband Guitar

 

3 Games:  Guitar Hero: World Tour, Rockband 2, and Rockband: The Beatles

 The Drumset with Rockband Brand Drumsticks

Ahhh... the memories...

The Entire Bundle

*SOLD* - Cabelas Food Dehydrator (New In Box) - $99 OBO

News Flash:  Hydrated Foods Out Of Style!

I was shocked too when I first read it.  I mean, who didn't love a nice, juicy apple, apricot, or even onion?  Apparently, none of us do anymore.  That's why I've decided to sell this, our second emergency food dehydrator. We thought there would be a day where we would need both, but with 9 SHELVES and 21 INCHES (not centimeters) of food-holding depth, we have found just the one unit to more than suffice.

Got these things for $150.00 new.  It's yours for $100 or less if you can talk me down.  Actually, I'll say $99.  There's a lot of us out there, myself included, who psychologically can't handle a triple-digit number.  It's my gift to you.

I'd like to take this time now to speak on onions.  We've dehydrated quite a few things with our identical dehydrator, and have enjoyed every one of them; one food, however, stands above all the rest:  onions.  That's right, I'm talking about the Shrek-adored, tear-jerking, flavor of the Kings and Pharaohs of old and new alike.  They're amazing after they take a trip inside one of these things.

Here's what you do:  put on some swimming goggles.  Once they're on, chop up some onions however you would like (just make sure the pieces are big enough to not fall through the screen bottoms of the trays).  With the swimming goggles on, you will hardly notice the vaporous onion juices attacking your retinas.  Take the chopped onions and spread them out in a dense yet single layer across any or each of the trays.  Turn it on to the specifications on the instruction manual contained no doubt within your still-unopened box.  Leave them there until they're crispy.  Remove them and put them in zip-lock bags, jars, vacuum-pack bags, etc..  Slap them in the freezer.  Forget about them altogether.

Now, the next time you make a roast, stew, spaghetti sauce, etc., remember about the onions you so carefully stored in your freezer and toss in however many you like.  As the concoction cooks, the onions will rehydrate (I know hydrated foods are out of style, but you won't have to tell anyone) and be just like they were never dehydrated.

This method holds greater than or equal to 3 primary benefits, namely:
   1)  The onions dehydrated, packaged, and frozen take up far less room than whole onions on your counter top.
   2)  When you're hurrying to prepare a Sunday roast just prior to church, these are a real time saver (spoken from experience).
   3)  As the dehydrated onions cook and reconstitute, they soak up the juices of whatever you're cooking them in, retaining not only the original onion taste but carrying with it the flavors of the juices they soaked up, thereby helping to more seamlessly tie in the savory flavor of the onions to nearly any meal.

Please, think about how people will view you eating hydrated foods still.  Think about your food storage.  Remember a double-digit price.  Call me.  We need to talk.

The Pictures:

Brita Water Filter Dispenser With 3 *BONUS* Water Filters - $30.00 OBO

This is not brand new.  It is brand Brita.  I don't even know if there is a brand out there called "new," but people say it for some reason as if it's the most top-of-the-line brand out there.  Well, it isn't, but we in the water filtering community already know that.  Brita is.  And, as I've said already, THIS is a Brita.  It's the Brita ULTRAMAX, the Cadillac of the fridge, the Bee's Knees, the Cliche of Cliches.  And it could be yours.

When our friends down at Brita designed the ULTRAMAX, they had you in mind.  They knew what you liked:  large quantities of filtered, pure, chilled water for your enjoyment.  Holding up to 18 glasses of water and conveniently shaped to fit a shelf in YOUR fridge specifically,  this Brita Ultramax was truly made for you.

The Picture:

Now Brita is a modest company.  They don't like to brag much about their accomplishments, so they had little to say about their crown jewel.  Still, though, here's what they had to say:

Brita Ultramax Webpage

Because no Brita pitcher or dispenser is complete without the Brita filter its self (sold separately in stores), we have decided to include not one, not two, but THREE Brita filters designed specifically for your new Brita Ultramax Dispenser:

Picture with filters:

To put it into context, here's what these things cost:

Pricing Chart on Brita's Website

Altogether, this package is worth (minus the tax you would pay in-stores) $62.98 (based on the Brita website).  We're selling it for $30.00.  You do the math.